But Not Out of the Picture
Elon Musk may soon step down from his official role as an advisor to President Donald Trump—but that doesn’t mean he’s off the radar. According to Trump himself, Musk is expected to leave his post as head of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)—yes, that’s the actual name, no meme left behind.
Created to “streamline” the federal government, DOGE under Musk became the ultimate budget-cutting machine. We’re talking agency shutdowns, staff layoffs, and enough red tape slashing to make a confetti cannon. While some praised the reforms as bold, others are calling them reckless. The response? Coast-to-coast protests with the rallying cry “Hands Off!”
Despite the noise, Trump remains publicly supportive. “He’s got a lot of companies to run,” Trump told reporters, suggesting the world’s busiest billionaire may be heading back to the world of electric cars, rockets, satellites, brain chips, and tweets that move markets.
Vice President JD Vance added fuel to the speculation, confirming that even if Musk leaves his government title behind, he’ll remain “a friend and advisor” to both him and the president. Translation: Elon’s still got Trump’s ear—just without the official nameplate.
Meanwhile, Tesla’s having a bit of a bumpy ride. Sales are down, the stock’s sliding, and investors are wondering whether politics and profit can really mix. Some say Musk’s high-profile presence in D.C. has made his brand less appealing in an already divided market.
The bigger question? What does Musk’s departure mean for Trump’s second-term plans? Some insiders believe the White House wanted Musk out of the spotlight to calm the waters. Others say he’s simply had enough of D.C. drama.
Whatever the case, don’t expect him to sit still. Whether he’s launching satellites or lunching with senators, Musk isn’t going anywhere. He may no longer be the official Mr. Fix-It for the federal government, but you can bet his influence is still circling the launch pad.
At the Gringo Gazette North, we say skip the press releases—watch the body language. And if Elon Musk is stepping down, he’s probably stepping sideways… into something just as chaotic.
At the Gringo Gazette, we like our news like we like our tacos—straightforward, a little spicy, and served without the extra fluff.
